Welcome to the page where eye-rolls are guaranteed and the puns are proudly cheesy! Whether you're a dad, know a dad, or just appreciate the fine art of a terrible joke, you've come to the right place. These jokes may be cringe-worthy, but that's the point — and let’s be honest, we secretly love them. So sit back, relax, and prepare to laugh (or groan) your way through some classic dad humour!
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What's a tornado's favourite game? Twister!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
