Yes, we know you love them. Yes, you send them. No, we’re not judging. (Much.)
Welcome to the page no one asked for... but everyone secretly enjoys. You’ve shared them in car rides, at the dinner table, and in the group chats — and now, they’ve made it into the magazine.
Whether you're groaning, giggling or pretending not to laugh, one thing’s for sure: dad jokes have earned their place in the school hall of fame. So sit back, roll your eyes, and enjoy the wonderfully pun-ishing humour that only a true dad joke can deliver.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad sandals.
I just built an ATM that only gives out coins. I don’t know why no one’s thought of it before: it just makes cents!
I had a quiet game of tennis today. There was no racket.
What's a shark's favourite saying? "Man overboard!"
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You're toast!
Why did the electric car feel discriminated against? Because the rules weren't current.
What's the best way to save your dad jokes? In a dadda-base.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance? Lady Ba Ba.
What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Philipe Fallop.
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct.
I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
Why should you never take sides in an argument at the dinner table? Trick question. It's the perfect time to take sides because no one's paying attention. Bring Tupperware.
Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie.
Where do rainbows go when they've been bad? To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they've done.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
I'm so upset—my barber said he can't cut my hair any longer. He can only cut it shorter.
What did the skillet eat on its birthday? Pan-cakes.
How is my wallet like an onion? Every time I open it, I cry.
What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf.
Which vegetable has the best kung fu? Broc-lee.
Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump.
I was going to try an all almond diet, but that's just nuts.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
My dog just ate a R200 note. I guess he has expensive taste.
